How to Live in Phoenix

If you lived here in Phoenix and it was 117 degrees,

You would cut your hair often believing that this would keep you cool.

It actually will not.

Lovely Webcam photo.

And you would buy really cute Vera Wang Flip Flops

 from Kohl's with your Kohl's cash so they only cost $4.00.

Obviously it is not necessarily important to get a pedicure

or paint your toenails.

Or shave your big toe.

And anytime you get in the car,

You must have the necessities.

Diet Mountain Dew for the Mister.

Diet Coke in an environmentally incorrect Styrofoam cup for me.

Don't judge me.

And a granola bar.

And a hat.

Heading out shortly to meet Jo for some retail therapy.

She's says she has gray roots

so I'm not going to worry about shaving my toe.

No cameras allowed today.

Holly

xxx-ooo

If You Knew Jan, Like I Know Jan.....

Let me tell you a little sumpin sumpin....

Bloggy friends are the very best.

Truly.

Do you know Jan over at A Journey?

If you don't, go check her out.

She's a little wacko but you'll like her just fine.

She's been a blog friend for quite a while

and her comments are always funny.

She's crazy creative.

Looky what she sent me out of the blue.

I love, love, love this cute little bookmark.

I wish the pictures did it justice.

And just look at how cute she is.

I like her because she's a red head.

And because she drinks PBR.

I mean, can you really not like someone who drinks PBR?

And admits it?

(Pictures were stolen from her blog without her permission)

She lives in a cute little town in Colorado

and I've been threatening to get out of the heat here in Phoenix

 and come up and see her.

She told me I was welcome to sleep on the porch.

I mean, how many friends do you have that do that?

She calls my husband Sam.

His name is Brian.

I'm still not sure what that's about.

But I overlook these things.

Because that's the kind of person I am.

And because she sends me stuff.

I think her husband's name is Dave.

But I'm not sure.

It doesn't really matter.

Aren't they cute???

So go check her out here.

And tell her that Holly and Sam said "Hi!".

Love you Jan Jan.

Holly

xxx-ooo