Showing posts with label Daniel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daniel. Show all posts

I Need Your Husbands

I had a very strange conversation with my husband yesterday and I need you to get some translation for me. Please ask your husbands what this was all about.


I had just gotten off the phone with my son who called to say “Happy Mothers Day”.

I went outside where my husband was on the patio.

Me: That was Daniel. He wants to take me to lunch on Wednesday.

Brian: You don’t need my permission.

Me: Ummm…..I know that. I wasn’t asking, I was telling you that I’m going to lunch with Daniel on Wednesday.

Brian: Okay, you don’t need to tell me things.

Me: Okay. I don’t need to tell you things? This is a weird conversation.


Other than that strange dialog, everything seemed fine.
Being a woman, I picked this conversation apart in my head.
Here’s what I came up with.
Either:

1) He does feel I was asking his permission. (like I would do that)

2) I tell him too many things that are inconsequential (I talk too much?)

3) He was burnt out from trying to be nice on account of Mothers Day.

4) It was perfect fishing weather and he was home because of aforementioned holiday.

Please check with your husbands for me.  I'm in need of a Manslation.

Holly
xxx-ooo

And His Name is Daniel

I'll bet most of you don't know that I have a son.
I never post about him.
He's been living across town for the past couple of years.
I don't get to see him as often as I'd like to.
He's 21 and his name is Daniel.
I've always called him "Boone".
I'm the only one allowed to call him that.
It's my right.
I birthed him.
Daniel does not like having his picture taken.
He's a good looking kid, but you can't tell, can you?
Show us your face Boone!
Now take off the glasses.
Maybe if I took him to lunch he might let me get a better picture.
This one has no problem in front of the camera.
No idea what this was.
Put your arm around me and look like you love me.
Stop covering your face and just act natural.  Here,  let's pretend like we're drinking.
OH, HEY, let's look at the camera and cross our eyes!
And he's proud to call me his Momma.

Holly
xx-oo
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