I can't believe I just wrote that. Nor was I even aware Woolite was still being made.
All kidding aside Zombie, who's Halloween films are much maligned in my opinion, directed this tongue-in-cheek commercial with his usual grungy flare. It's nice to see that he can bring a sense of humour to his otherwise gritty style. We've posted it below for your viewing pleasure.
We in The Basement are not paid sponsors for Woolite. Yet!
