And I Thought I was Strange

I’ve always known I was a little….shall we say ..off? However, there are some things that people do that I will never understand.

Ever since Bill retired he’s been able to spend a lot more time with Mitsy.

Serious commitment.

Bill mows his lawn twice a week and wonders why he still hasn't received the Neighborhood Pride of Ownership Award.

Having a corset implanted in her back to cinch her waist was much easier than having a rib removed.

Charles doesn’t worry about losing his hat anymore.

Takes care of that pesky task of running home to feed your pets before going out dancing.

Even though they had eight children in a two bedroom apartment, Shelly was lucky to have married a plumber.

Unfortunately, Tucker got his Aunt Millie’s knees.

Holly
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