Amber Heard comes out of the closet

She's become the focus of many a man's lust and sexual fantasy and, let's face it, this news might not change much: Amber Heard is a lesbian.

The star of All the Boy's Love Mandy Lane, The Joneses and the upcoming Drive Angry 3D attended the GLAAD 25the Anniversary Celebration on Saturday night with partner Tasya van Ree.

Afterward she spoke to the website AfterEllen.com about her decision to come out of the closet. The blond bombshell said she no longer wanted to be a part of the problem by hiding her sexuality.

I'm sure a lot of guys out there feel like they just lost their chance to be the sexy star. To those in mourning we here in The Basement say this: sorry boys, you never had a chance anyway.

And FYI: GLAAD stands for Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.